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Zen Weeding: The Art of Managing Misplaced Plants

by Ray Cruz ... Introducing Dr. Yucca (humorous interlude?)

New Mt. Washington Species Weeds of Steel  

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Weeds happen because life happens!  We all need to be thankful for the urgency of life to happen, evolve and persist. It's all a wonderful and crazy phenomenon depending on where you stand in the pecking order of animate things before you.  Most of us spend a significant portion of our gardening hours removing and controlling misplaced plants (weeds).  Do we enjoy these hours or do we dread them?  Can weeds threaten your existence?

Any plant species that has survived the hundreds of millions of years it took to arrive at the present era has acquired some very ingenious and aggressive strategies for disseminating it's seeds and flourishing wherever the winds or tides may take it.  With all the efforts humans take to eliminate many of these plants, it stands to reason that the successful species of the future may be even more aggressive and adaptable to a variety of threatening situations including the chemicals we use to assault them

Let's face it, billions of years ago living cells like bacteria learned to thrive and survive in the sphere of small molecules and chemicals, many of which they created on their own.  The chemical warfare of living entities amongst themselves and environmental threats is as old as life itself!  Larger, more complex organisms including plants, trees, fish, birds, apes and humans can do their best to muster the wisdom of ancient molecules that defined the structures of their evolutionary ancestors and continue to thrive and enliven their bodies and activities.  To the most simple or complex living species of today, any chemical threat, whether natural or artificial, is simply another day (among billions) in the office of survival.  Life is about chemicals, molecules, and structures that support the same.

In addition to agricultural corporations that spend millions of dollars on noxious chemicals to kill noxious weeds, there are university scientists whose entire careers are devoted to finding and destroying the green invaders.  Now, I have learned, even NASA has joined forces with government agencies to pinpoint the locations of invading plants from satellites and predict their movements.  Next, I expect our Homeland Security efforts are likely to add alien plants to the list of security threats.  Notwithstanding all the above, none of the experts have ever published a statement indicating that the War On Weeds will be won during our lifetimes.

Zen Weeding:  At Peace with Weeds...

To get into the Zen attitude of weeding, we should observe that, whereas agriculture has to be efficient, ornamental gardening does not.  There is no product and no harvest in gardening.  We don't take our dead leaves and grass clippings to market and bring home a check for our labors.  Zen weeding is the art of understanding that when we take the efficiency concept and urgency out of gardening, all that's left is the beauty of enjoying the time we allow ourselves to be so close to nurturing favored plants and understanding how things grow and die.  Much like painting a still life art object, the enjoyment is in the act of painting itself and the concern for efficiency is irrelevant.   Clipping a branch is a brush stroke.  Twisting a weed is a brush stroke.  Planting a new rose bush is a brush stroke.  Take your time and enjoy the moment, the scene, the event.  The topic of gardening versus farming efficiency is discussed in more detail in the Weed Twister website on the use of postemergent herbicides.   Reading some of the beautiful poems we have selected on weeds will also help you develop a calming and appreciative attitude towards weeds.

Outlaw Weeds

Legislation to outlaw the movement of specified noxious weeds has been enacted by the U.S. federal government, most states and numerous counties. Under the Federal Noxious Weed Act of 1974 , the Secretary of Agriculture has the authority to prohibit the importation and interstate transportation and sale of species that the Secretary has deemed noxious through actions such as inspection and quarantine. The Secretary is allowed to seize, treat, destroy and dispose of items that have been contaminated with a noxious weed.

Similar laws also exist in many other countries in all parts of the world.  In at least one country, the jacaranda tree has become the subject of state control for political reasons.  Recently, the local government of Pretoria has  sent out weed inspectors to impose $900 fines on those who fail to rip out jacaranda seedlings, although large adult trees will be allowed to remain. Pretoria is a squat, uniform city with streets on a grid pattern, but it is spectacularly beautiful in spring when the streets are purple with petals from jacaranda trees.  It is known as the "city of jacarandas," but that is another aspect that may eventually be expunged, because the trees are not a native African species.  The government is also planning to change the name of Pretoria to a more pre-colonial name.  Are there any politically incorrect trees in your town?

Thinking of weeds and agriculture, I recently got inspired to write an essay about the impact of agriculture on the evolution of species.  There seems to be two conflicting philosophies about saving native plants.  It's OK to remove every native plant and erase the related ecology wherever we care to grow the monoculture crops we eat and feed to our livestock and ship around the world as food or ornamental plants or building materials.  But, it's NOT OK to remove or endanger our native flora and fauna in the areas where agriculture has no interest.   If you care to dwell on this issue, read the essay On the Semantics of Evolution available from the free downloads page.

Aerobic Gardening

There's been a lot of talk, here and there, about speed gardening and high speed gardening.  I imagine one changes gears to advance to the higher speed version.  There's even reference in one page about  "lunging and weeding": using a hand weeder you lunge forward, keeping one leg straight back and the other leg bent with the knee in front.  This sounds kind of dangerous to me, but, I seldom bend down when weeding because I use my trusty Weed Twister.  Perhaps some of our Ergonica friends may start their own trend by focusing on high speed weeding

Now, I'll have to try to think of a speedy weedy way of removing weeds with my Weed Twister, in order to keep up with the latest trends in gardening.  Or, I could let the work crews on farms in California and other states show me the way they do it!  Anything I've seen done by farm workers has been done most rapidly and efficiently.  We have recently introduced an industrial model of the Weed Twister which has stronger and thicker steel, sharpened tines and three models with lengths of 36, 42 and 48 inches.  We could try to train the workers on the best techniques we know on using the tool, or we could just put it in their hands and video their progress.  In one day, we will probably have world records on speedy weed removal with the Weed Twister! 

There are now a number of drill-powered weeders to add efficiency and speed to non-chemical weed management efforts. One of the most powerful and probably the longest weeding tool of this type is the Ergonica Turbo Weed Twister, with length options of up to 42 inches. Once you get familiar with this tool in your garden, you will feel a Zen awareness of mechanical devices interacting with nature in a way that does not interfere with your local ecology like noxious chemicals do. For suggestions on speedy techniques of weed twisting, see the Weed Twister website Turbo Weed Twister

It's the randomness of misplaced plants that can be a cause of frustration.  I've come to accept this randomness as a playful challenge: "... It's fun to randomly attack ... The weeds that thrive on happenstance."  This is a passage from my poem Herb Keeper in which I relate my gardening experience.  

If the weeds can surprise me by popping up in unexpected places, I can also surprise them by yanking them out with my bear fingers upon first sight.  Sometimes I think they hide from me when I'm carrying my Weed Twister.   Whether I'm in the mood for a speedy weeder or a Zen weeder, my twister is like an extension to my hand and fingers.

Do I hate the misplaced plants?  Absolutely not.  In fact, I've developed much of my garden by throwing water in uncultivated areas and waiting to see what pops up.  If it's a clover or a broad-leafed ground cover, I might let it thrive and nourish it.  But it's my garden, and I'm the Herb Keeper, so, as I say in my poem: 

But I admit, I need the green.
I need the yellow, red and brown.
I pull and kill a plant or two,
To make a place for newer friends.

Even though I enjoy using my fingers from time to time to feel the soil and the texture of the leaves, I also recognize that the right tool can often get the job done more efficiently and gracefully.  For us weeding procrastinators who wait till weeds grow large and deep before we address the problem, a tool to handle bigger weeds is always good to have around.  In agriculture, the limitations of cultivation, herbicides, flaming and hand weeding often leave behind large weeds, such as mallow, for example, that resists Roundup and is most difficult to remove with ordinary tools or by hand.

This is where the art comes in.  I don't claim to be a surgeon or a perfectionist, but I usually wield my hoe, my Weed Twister and my dandelion weeder in deft maneuvers as I assess each new situation. 

Since my home in the Highland Park area of Los Angeles is surrounded by wild grass on three sides, I've had many opportunities to hold the line using many different strategies and tools.  Actually, I've contained the weeds in back of my house, using primarily my Weed Twister over the past several years, so now I have wild weeds on only two sides.  These hillsides are my weed laboratories.

The hoe and the short handled dandelion remover are indispensable pieces of equipment.  I have also experimented with other tools like my Weed Twister, that all promise to save your back and eliminate stooping and kneeling while effectively removing individual plants.  Of course, I'm not as objective as you may be, but, if you think a tool of this type may enrich your gardening experience, I would urge you to try out one or more of these tools.  Take a look at the Weeder Features Chart to help you classify the various types of weeders available on the web market today. To see what some weed scientists think about our mechanical solutions to weed removal, you may peruse this book listing on Google Books: Fundamentals of Weed Science. Keep in mind that weed scientists are more concerned about agricultural applications than home gardening. When you enter an industrial farm you may need to wear a gas mask.

For persons with physical limitations, I have found some interesting books to aid in planning a garden and working with limited strength and mobility.  For example, a couple of very readable books are The Enabling Garden : A Guide to Lifelong Gardening by Gene Rothert and Accessible Gardening for People With Physical Disablilties : A Guide to Methods, Tools, & Plants by Janeen R. Adil.  There are also several good suggestions in an article Aerobic Gardening for Seniors from Ritecode.  More weeding tips for all types of people have been noted in the Weeding Tips page.

In my experience, the Ergonica Weed Twister beats all the competitors hands down.  It's a graceful tool, with no moving parts that effortlessly penetrates the soil as you twist the coiled tines.  The weeds remain in the coil allowing you to dispose of them without having to stoop down to the ground.

HIGH SPEED WEEDING - You can do it!  (Carefully)

Ray Cruz Poetry

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Casa Blanca Gardens Bird Bar

Despite the urban din of noisy airplanes and construction crews, a few mourning doves, bandtailed pigeons and hummingbirds in this video clip find a comfortable feeding environment in the Casa Blanca gardens.  Relax with the ukelele theme music to set the tone. The innovative Bird Bar is a unique structure made of a perforated sign post and is capable of supporting and arranging numerous bird feeders in interesting patterns.

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Words of Peace for Muslims, Christians and Jews

Words of Peace
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Weed Poetry Contest Winners

Michael Atwood December, 2009
Marian K Baker September, 2006
Carole Estrup June, 2005
Tina Benfield May, 2005
Wendy Collins April, 2005
Pat Waits May, 2004
Suzanne Wakefield March, 2004
Pearl Mitchell April, 2003
Brandon Heath Gill October, 2002
Barbara Rose Rotella August, 2002
Christine Blanksvard July, 2001
Angel Langer June, 2001
Sulaiman Hassan May, 2001
Jerry Young April, 2001

The Ergonica Weed Poetry Contest. began originally in April, 2001 and ended in 2009.  We thank all participants and will continue to share their creations.

More Poetic Inspiration by Ray Cruz


Herb Keeper


A Gentleman I Am


A Valentine to Pick


I Wash Your Feet


Just Wink to See (Wink to Weeds)


Fish Hooks Hurt


Thank You


Winter Wishes


A Story


The Waves

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You can also download several poems in a PDF or Word file.

Admittedly, I like using well crafted tools for various jobs around the house and garden.  If all I wanted were to get the job done, I could hire a maintenance man.  It's not a chore, it's an experience, an art.

To twist or not to twist?

That is the question...

To twist or to Ergotwist?

Therein the rub!

I twist, ergo I don't exist -

A weed's epitaph

Weed Twisting is not just a special procedure but a unique experience, as well.  Especially if you're using the unique Ergonica Weed Twister.  We think this experience deserves a new word: Ergotwist.  Like the name Ergonica, the "ergo" refers to ergonomic products and added value.  Ergotwisting is an ergonomic method of twisting out weeds using the Ergonica Weed Twister.  It is also an important factor for sustainable agriculture by penetrating deep into the soil with a minimal amount of soil disturbance - a low-no-till solution.  Permaculture advocates and organic growers will appreciate the virtues of this special method to remove unwanted plants, be they weeds or voluntary potatoes.  Even if there were no weeds in this beautiful planet, there would still be plants, alive or dead, that need to be moved, removed, extracted or harvested by tools or processes that hopefully are minimally disruptive to the soil.  After all, it's the soil that feeds the plants that feed the animals including ourselves and those we eat.  To put it bluntly: Cultivate carefully!

Camping Out in Your Backyard?

How wild is your backyard? Your kids may see it as a jungle of sorts, depending on the variety of vegetation and landscaping variety, weeds or no. In addition to playground equipment for popular passtimes like basketball, bowling, croquet, playhouse, sandbox, slides, swing set, or trampolines kids may like to escape into the wild backyard tent! See some additional great tent resources below.

If you need to check your attitude towards garden grooming, perhaps reading my poem Herb Keeper may point you in the right direction.  The more romantic Valentine poem provides links to beautiful flowers I picked for your enjoyment.  Chances are I'm preaching to the choir, but I would appreciate your comments on any of these issues.  I have been inspired by a number of creative and crafty poems about weeds submitted for our weed poetry contest.   Maybe you will also be inspired to write a few words, as well.  To give you a hint about our criteria for selecting winners, we like longer, poems, not little limericks.  We also do not want a direct promo about any product, including our Weed Twister. 

A new genus of weeds is creeping up behind my house on Mt. Washington in Northeast Los Angeles, California.   Dubbed, Weeds of Steel, Ferronus Altissima, the image below documents a typical growth of this vigorous flora (behind the mustard weed).  These weeds are immune to standard herbicides and integrated pest management techniques.  Ergonica, in consultation with Dr. Yucca,  is currently researching various mechanical tools that may effectively control the rapid spread of this noxious species.  Note that all native flora in the proximity are destroyed by this devastating plant.  This construction site, by the way, has also attracted the attention of desperate burglars.


Mt. Washington Weeds of Steel

Mt. Washington Weeds of Steel

Luciframe (Ferronus Altissima) and Treebar (Ferronus Rebaris)

A new genus of weeds has been observed on Mt. Washington in Northeast Los Angeles, California.  Ferronus Altissima, or Luciframe, can be seen advancing on all sides of the mountain.  The primary agent for seed distribution appears to be irresponsible land developers.  Ferronus Rebaris , or Treebar, at the flank of the road, is often associated with the larger F.Altissima species which stands in the center with a dark, rusty color, along with another variety towards the left background with a red-orange hue.  You can now see the blossoms of this weed in full maturity at 3821 Glenalbyn Drive.  Perhaps it's not a weed after all?


If you read the winning poems, you will see how the content varies extensively about gardening and non-gardening areas of interest, including human relationships, values, life and philosophy.  We see gardening as a rich human cultural tradition, not merely making plants grow to cover barren soil.  If you meditate, you may wish to think about the humor of weeds.  How do weeds add value to your life?  If you engage in speed weeding, perhaps you may share your experience with us in the form of a poem?  More philosophically, what can weeds teach us about peace and harmony in the world?

Musings of Dr. Yucca: Let your garden thrive! A safe and sane delight.

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